Annoying Haikus

exercise is good
should make it a new mandate
ha, man date, get it

i see dead people
sometimes i see fat people
Old Country Buffet

birthdays come and go
like the oceans tides, in out,
frothy and salty

thank you Charlie Sheen
droopy eyed armless children
my favorite new phrase

sometimes i see stars
i should stop hitting my head
now i’m left-handed

roses can be white
but sometimes they are rainbow
a double rainbow

secondhand smoke kills
and so do bows and arrows
better get a moat

brandish my saber
vanquish thy foes, with poison
or well placed rat trap

bad english grammar
plural of haiku is haikus
of box is boxen

christmas is coming
i want a big block of cheese
no really, i do